Weasel Words

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Bernard and Melody Earls are hired to nick a silver statuette of a pine marten (a species of weasel) from a family of rich buffoons. It won’t be easy, but a job is a job, and this one may offer more than it appears!

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Those weasels are up to something…

Between them, Bernard and Melody Earls have looks, charm, brains . . . everything but money. That’s why they steal from the rich and give to themselves. So when Alexander Hamilton Plaskett hires them to nick a silver statuette of a pine marten from his brother Paul Revere Plaskett, they’re happy to oblige. But it won’t be as easy as it looks. For one thing, the little beast is guarded by Fitzroy Fortresses, the best security system money can buy. For another, the five Plaskett siblings are obnoxious buffoons. Still, a job is a job, and this one may offer more than it appears.

At least, that’s Bernard’s theory. The pine marten isn’t particularly valuable, so why do the Plasketts contest its ownership so fiercely? To find out, he and Melody insinuate themselves into the Plasketts’ world and enlist a college geek to hack the unhackable Fitzroy system. Failure means poverty. Discovery means prison. And the biggest obstacle to Bernard’s brilliant schemes? Melody’s penchant for running off-script!

Weasel Words is the winner of the first-ever Diabolic Shrimp Golden Shrimpy Award. (Yes, that’s for real!)

Shrmpy Award Winner

 

Additional information

Pages

244

ISBN

978-1-940135-97-7

Series

Bernard and Melody Capers

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